Monica’s Mayhem: Let It Snow, The Airport Is Closed, Philadelphia Does Not Blow
Well it’s been a very successful 2 weeks of featuring. First in Anaheim at Imperial Showgirls – where the crowd was huge, the tips were fantastic and everyone treated me so well at the club. I did my usual lotion ‘stick it to Monica’ show, and then a new show which I’d never tried before, with whipped cream and cherries, which went down extremely well! I squirted whipped cream all over my nipples and pussy, then dipped the cherries in the cream, sucked on them, and passed out whipped cream and cherries to the customers with my teeth! Very creative I thought!
And in between that gig, and getting ready for the next gig, I moved house! I can’t believe I managed to get so much done in such a time crunch. New place is great, much bigger and nicer. I couldn’t pass up the bargain, so it was a spare of the moment decision to move. We all know how spontaneous I am! Also a great excuse to have a house-warming party! I want lots of plants, and candles! That’s not asking too much is it? Lol.
The second gig was in Philly, last night at The Penthouse club, Wall to Wall crowd, I could have stayed on stage for 30mins! It was amazing. Everyone at the club treated me very well. I always start my performances with the lotion show, then I did rides for $5, which the crowd couldn’t get enough of! I peformed another new show, with candle wax, where everyone got to pour the hot wax all over my naked body, SO HOT – literally! Lol. The wax didn’t burn me at all, good old mainstays from Walmart! Everyone loved that show too, so these new shows will definitely be a permanent part of my routine from now on! And of course, the famous ‘Cooter ball’, in which I ended up giving away 2 DVD’s, just cause I was feeling generous!
Unfortunately, this damn snowstorm came into town, and we are now in a state of emergency! So now I’m stuck in my hotel room all night, the club had to close. So I won’t be doing my other 2 shows. L Not happy, but they definitely want me to come back, and also work in their Detroit club. So it will all work out in the end.
The airport is closed, and I’m supposed to be flying back to LA tomorrow, but we’ll see what happens. I’ll probably be sitting at the airport for 6 hours, waiting for my flight. Good thing I just bought a new book to read ’the one minute millionaire’. Very interesting!
It’s times like these that I really appreciate living in LA, we don’t realize how lucky we are to have such great weather. This is very eerie, it’s like a ghost town outside, all I can see from my window is white powder everywhere, and I’m hearing the occasional siren go off. No cars, no people, nothing but snow! Which under any other circumstance, I would have loved to go and play in. But it cost me a job! So I’m not exactly thrilled.
I had to settle for room service for dinner, which FYI, is terrible! I don’t know why, but even in the nicest hotels, you rarely seem to get a good meal. Maybe I’m just really picky because I love to cook – and do it very well!
On a happier note, I’m nominated for best all girl scene at the AVN awards, for ‘The Violation of Harmony’. That scene definitely deserves it! I had my foot up Harmony’s pussy – you can’t beat that!
And here is my latest interview if you’d like to read:
http://www.xcritic.com/columns/column.php?columnID=1786
Stay tuned……
Luv Mon xoxo
