No Name Jane: A Weeks Worth Of Life
A while back we here at A Entertainment Asked No Name Jane to Tell us about what a week in her life was like and here is what she came up with in her first report.
Sunday:
Chatted with Amber Chase a bit about the trip to the Exotic Erotic Ball. She’s ordering my headshots for me, she found a really great deal. Cleaned the living room and the front porch, made the bed, changed the baby and fed her some boob and chocolate. Been getting everything scheduled for a quick trip to Oregon to shoot with some wonderful photographers down there. I’m shooting with Norman Gould on the 18th (OMP #231508) Thinking about taco’s for dinner.
Monday:
Started out with an angry message from a fan. Apparent le’ someone, DICK has been answering my messages. Ok, done. Went thorough messages that have been long over due. Fan mail done. Columbus day, so nothing to exciting.
Tuesday: Ate too much junk food. Saw some pictures of my ass, decided I need to start working out, really bad. Had a blast shooting for FigureBaby.com. Wore my Willy Wonka costume I got from 2wishes.com.
Wednesday: Spent all day washing clothes, packing and telling people what to do. I get really bossy when I’m in a hurry to get ready for a show. Found my polaroid camera, and some film! Polaroid film is nearly extinct now, and a nightmare to find. You can pay a fortune for it on line though! I guess I should upgrade to the digital age lol.
Thursday: Woke up really early. Headed to Amber Chase’s house, got there around 11:30am. Packed all my stuff from my car to her car then followed her ol’man to Portland to pick her up from school. I needed to get some shoes to go with my costume for the ball so I waited at the Fantasy Shop while he went to get Amber. But the shoes were all too expensive 
Got Amber, guys left for SF in the car. Me and Amber ran around shopping for lingerie and makeup. We got to the airport way early so decided to grab a few drinks. Ate some amazing garlic fries. Got on the flight, free booze! Got a ride from Oakland to SF by a guy from the ball that had an Irish accent. Guys got there an hour later.
Friday: Expo day! Got up, slightly hung over 
Got ready, had to borrow hairspray and eyelash glue from Amber. Packed up the car and headed to the Expo. The rest of the day was a blur of pictures and speaking with fans.
Saturday: Ball day! Already tired. Got my teeth whitened by the booth across from mine. Spent till 4pm at the Expo then headed back to the hotel to rest. Wasn’t feeling well, think it was the IHop I ate the night before. Spent a couple hours lying down. Got to the ball and the rest of the night was mostly a blur. Saw a guy jacking off in my booth at the expo after we had packed up. Everything seemed a little nuts, but thats normal. Spent most of the night running in between the main stage and my dressing curtian which was behind the burlesque stage. Still can’t believe they didn’t give me my own dressing room this year. Instead I was crammed in a curtianed off spot with about 12 other dancers. One little light, one little mirror, 3 chairs. The only reason why I didn’t get pissed is because an old friend of mine was one of the dancers shareing the little “room” with me. It was wonderful to see her. I’m thinking though that if I’m asked back next year, I’m going to put a dressing room in the contract. Usually we even get a fruit tray, and stuff to drink besides water. This year it was hard to even get water!
