Mikey And Mandy: Sexy Hair
By Roberta Morgan (alias: Mandy)
It’s probably no coincidence that one of the musicals remembered mostly for its sexuality and nudity is called “Hair”.
When I was much younger, I had tons of curly hair flowing down to my ass and a flat chest. Boys followed me around. Then, at 16, I grew a nice set of tits and the boy population tripled. What does that prove? That with a load of hair, I still got some serious sexual interest over other girls.
As a rule, men prefer blondes with loads of hair that can whip around their dicks, and stroke their chests while swinging, slightly wet from sweat, as they fuck from above. Totally wet is not as good, unless it’s attached to a wet T-shirt.
The power of hair and sexual attraction goes back to tales of Samson or on the other side, Medusa, whose hair was made out of snakes. Samson, you will remember, lost all his strength when Delilah cut off his long hair, which would have been a horror to any young man in the hippie era.
Hair can make or break stars. Farrah Fawcett and Jennifer Aniston would not have had half of their sex appeal without that long, full hair, not to mention the freaky-sexual attraction of country singer Crystal Gayle, whose hair, like some legendary nymph, hung to the floor. Aniston might not have even landed Brad Pitt without the do, until she lost him to a woman with much better…uh, hair…Angelina Jolie.
Men like long hair, but not all of them like blondes, especially over-bleached ones. Many love shiny black hair — in that category, Indian or Asian women win the prize. There are guys who treasure the volatile look of redheads, with that hint of frailty, rarity and pure white skin.
But some like the short gamin look, particularly on cute, young petite women, again preferably Asian. Some odd men like very curly hair, with bushes (pardon the expression) of ringlets surrounding the body. And then there are the punks, and you can throw out all the rules. Blue and pink streaks on ratty do’s ring their bells.
Because hair is so important to a woman’s sex life, Mandy has come up with some basic rules for sexy hair. There are always fetishists, for bald and tattooed on the head ultra-Goth girls, but they’re not in the majority. So if you want to rope in a man with your hair, here are some major tips:
Mimic your guy’s favorite celebrity hair. If he loves Angelina and Rose McGowen, black or dark red and long is your best.
Always keep it clean, full and straight; also shiny and colored so well the guy has no clue it’s colored.
No gray hair, not even little strands. And no hair glue unless you’re beautiful. The latter is also true for short, cropped, wild, unconventional hair. Be facially gorgeous with it or don’t wear it.
Try for as full as you can get it, big sexy hair is in, but in its wild natural state, not the rats’ nest your grandmother set in curlers and sprayed with something akin to glue.
Use your hair. Whip it around, don’t tie it up until the sex gets way too hot and that’s good, too. It shows him he owns your hair in bed. Only don’t let him pull it too hard because remember, it comes out.
Notice the babes he glances at on the street. Notice the color, cut and length. Then copy the look as best you can.
Ask him how he likes a girl’s hair, if you’re not frightened to hear the answer.
If you are blessed with long, or full beautiful hair, don’t let some fruity hairdresser talk you into some slanted weird look he saw in a hair show. Men will then ask: “What happened to your hair?” Men like natural, non-fussy sexuality.
Whatever kind of hair you have, get a great cut that perks up your best features and use a light product that keeps the frizz down to a minimum, even in Florida-type humidity. When Mandy lived in Miami, she cut her long hair short to eliminate wild frizz and her hair turned into shiny ringlets of curls. It worked because the cut was great. Stay with that hairdresser.
Use products that smell good. Mainly that means fresh and clean, maybe a slight mango scent or other fruit. But no gag producing perfume smell.
If the guy doesn’t like to get tangled up in hair when fucking, tie it back or up when you hit the bed. Have that elastic band handy and do it quickly, without interrupting the action.
When men are asked what turns them on about a particular girl, remember that they will mention body, vibes, actions, but they will invariably throw in something about the hair.
For MEN: Long hair is out; almost shaved is much sexier. Long hair, unless it’s luxurious, makes girls think you got lost in the 1970’s. And most ladies don’t like hanging out with men whose hair is nicer than theirs. Girls–remember that guys with thinner hair have more sex hormones in their bodies. I can tell you that my bald and thinner-haired lovers were almost always better in bed and had more stamina. Of course there are cults and sects that require men to keep their hair long, but unless you’re a member of that sect, I’d avoid them.
Many of the women Mikey, others, and I have photographed use their hair to enhance the sexuality of the shot. And top erotic models know how to use the strengths and weaknesses of their hair while posing. In fact, on a porn site you will find many women with thick, shiny, long, beautiful hair, because sexy hair equals sexy sex.
Photo of Kagney Linn Karter by www.twistys.com
